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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor



fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.




yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

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currentrotation:

"Helena" by My Chemical Romance

"What’s the worst that I could say? things are better if I stay, so long and goodnight…"



10 Great Sleepover Ideas

mariahcareys:

puertoricantwink:

  1. Makeovers
  2. Pillowfights 
  3. Board Games
  4. Movies Until Midnight 
  5. Chanting
  6. Witchcraft
  7. Casting Spells
  8. Murder
  9. Robbing A Bank
  10. Satanic Worship 



fastcompany:

What Happens To Our Brains When We Exercise And How It Makes Us Happier
Most of us are aware of what happens to the body when we exercise. We build more muscle or more stamina. We feel how daily activities like climbing stairs becomes easier if we exercise regularly. When it comes to our brain and mood though, the connection isn’t so clear.
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Anonymous asked:
How do you eat a girl out

itswhateverdoeee:

I hope you get the gist 





heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage