very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
"Helena" by My Chemical Romance
"What’s the worst that I could say? things are better if I stay, so long and goodnight…"
- Board Games
- Movies Until Midnight
- Casting Spells
- Robbing A Bank
- Satanic Worship
How do you eat a girl out
when someone you hate tries to make a joke